Viktor Wynd

In 2003 Viktor Wynd founded a number of spurious political organisations, including The League Against Ugly People, The Campaign For a Meet Free Britain. The English Independence Party & more - none managed to attract any members, but he would still like to rid the world of the scourge of both ugly people and fat people and his latest plans include reducing all door ways to 18 inches in width, starting with public transport & public buildings but eventually extending to all private and residential buildings. Hoping to kill of television as well he recently proposed that TV's should have their off switches removed and show adverts for fast food deliveries at least every 15 minutes and therefore keep all the fat people at home and out of the public eye. Sadly he can not foresee any of these excellent ideas being adopted in the near future.